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2026 (1)

• 0101 _ Migraines 2025 recap

2025 (14)

• 1222 _ They See Me Rolling
• 1221 _ switch-streaming
• 1104 _ Swiss Bev Roundup
• 1008 _ wound(s)
• 0910 _ commute as time travel
• 0906 _ observations while waiting for a 5th idea
• 0809 _ just some quick things I forgot to tell you
• 0528 _ Chokeville
• 0519 _ Project: uNorth merch
• 0502 _ forgiveness of remote moon ii
• 0429 _ What I’m into lately
• 0412 _ text me when things come full circle
• 0226 _ Letter of Recommendation: Miss Me?
• 0203 _ Privacy Policy

2024 (17)

• 1222 _ Highlights From a Mid Year
• 1218 _ ECOTENSIONS
• 1201 _ Why don’t you learn a bunch of games that aren’t on your phone?
• 1114 _ disorganized notes on a low information diet
• 0925 _ The Two Women I Briefly Worked With
• 0922 _ b!ni
• 0920 _ the role of remote viewing in quantum reality generation
• 0908 _ Towards a Secret Scooter Hand Signal
• 0906 _ who does my anxiety benefit
• 0718 _ REVELATIONS
• 0702 _ dark / retreat
• 0407 _ Tradition of Orbital Storm
• 0406 _ Upwelling of Mindful Demon
• 0406 _ Disadvantage of Random Forest
• 0321 _ why do you even look at the sky
• 0228 _ Reviews of Things I Can See Right Now Without Moving My Head
• 0101 _ Null Breath Shaper

2023 (13)

• 1230 _ 2023 Media: Music
• 1223 _ 2023 Media: Movies
• 1211 _ 2023 Media: TV
• 0904 _ an impenetrable wall of lists
• 0812 _ wheels down for public failure
• 0716 _ ways of being in 2 places at once
• 0615 _ future-proofing hobbies
• 0530 _ Some OK Things (first half 2023)
• 0527 _ Tilly / Lounge / Podcast / Receipts
• 0407 _ literally how is a podcast
• 0225 _ Here are the receipts
• 0103 _ 2022 (year-end errata)
• 0102 _ dear [computer]:

2022 (11)

• 1221 _ Andor Variations
• 1219 _ Moonlight
• 1112 _ ls
• 1006 _ I’m getting dumber as I get older
• 0728 _ orphan status & The First Thing
• 0611 _ Day 817 (a complete list of things that have happened)
• 0509 _ Opsec Nightmares
• 0409 _ Imaginary Beverage Reviews
• 0306 _ Extremely Long Cons
• 0202 _ safe as houses, quiet as kept
• 0117 _ we accumulated the most data during the times when we were happiest

2021 (2)

• 1005 _ Vaguely self-cancelled on every platform
• 0902 _ I recently realized

2020 (7)

• 1220 _ What & Who to Unfollow
• 1217 _ Metaphors, we love them
• 1121 _ Day 255
• 0909 _ We Hope This Finds You As Well As Can Be Expected
• 0720 _ Still, Look:
• 0516 _ It’s called being hot have you ever heard of it
• 0502 _ friends wth

2019 (12)

• 1230 _ twenty nine scene
• 1130 _ A Story I Forget to Tell
• 0811 _ Weird Summer
• 0609 _ A Good Hand-Washing Experience
• 0505 _ Only Physical
• 0407 _ Biking, I’m Biking I’m
• 0401 _ we r all random ppl
• 0315 _ Fearless Tryer – The Trader Joe’s Zine
• 0220 _ newer organic music discovery inputs
• 0212 _ making zines these days
• 0211 _ EDM from the room next door but it’s my heart
• 0208 _ omg hilarious I love it

2014 (2)

• 0516 _ Chipotle Cup Stories: Beyonce & Solange
• 0101 _ 2013

2013 (1)

• 0221 _ Heather handed me a poem she wrote.

2012 (1)

• 0221 _ How the Dead Live

2011 (1)

• 1229 _ Sexual Jungle Cat

2010 (1)

• 0104 _ The Vanishing Act

2009 (1)

• 0706 _ The Nice Hunter From Next Door

2008 (4)

• 0902 _ The Cutest Thing Ever
• 0819 _ A small, alive thing.
• 0801 _ Alone In The City of Order & Desire
• 0508 _ A dream, sort of.

2007 (23)

• 1228 _ The Last Person On The Internet
• 1216 _ How I Cured Your Heart
• 1209 _ Building The Perfect Lolcat
• 1201 _ Two Time Oscar Nominee
• 1127 _ What’s a Tuesday?
• 1119 _ Snow Settles Heavily On The Phone Lines At Night
• 1115 _ The Two Blonde But A Bit Off TV Moms
• 1108 _ I guess the cutest thing ever
• 1105 _ So: [person]
• 1030 _ Base Data, Zero Return
• 1019 _ Dream-world Problems
• 1009 _ The Ballad Of Whatever
• 0920 _ The Inconveniencers
• 0912 _ The Last Words Of My Dying Website
• 0910 _ Adopt
• 0907 _ Work ain’t honest but it pays the bills
• 0905 _ Summer In The City
• 0826 _ I guess the most badass people
• 0701 _ How Everything Turned Out
• 0518 _ Blink The New Language
• 0502 _ What It Meant To Be The Universe
• 0417 _ After the war started
• 0123 _ Brooke Burns vs. Brooke Burke

2006 (13)

• 1211 _ Leslie
• 1208 _ The Complete Thievery of Blackguards
• 1208 _ The Two Vaguely Older Women
• 1120 _ The Girl at my Bank
• 1108 _ The Woman For Whom Bats Were Evil
• 1106 _ Cate Blanchett
• 1031 _ The Two Teachers
• 1025 _ The Girl Who Interviewed
• 0809 _ Ghost (Version 2; 6 years later)
• 0718 _ rm
• 0717 _ Yrbk
• 0710 _ The Middle School Pogroms Were Just Awful
• 0425 _ Knowledge For Thirst

2005 (3)

• 1018 _ Celebrity Uses Hand to Communicate
• 0721 _ The Cruel Dichotomies of People with Websites
• 0707 _ London

2004 (1)

• 1111 _ My Home Liposuction

2003 (3)

• 1110 _ The Time Your Mother Was a Spy
• 0301 _ True Things About Trish
• 0123 _ total dear diary: 2

2002 (20)

• 1219 _ total dear diary: 20 (The person who lives) »
• 1205 _ total dear diary: 28-23
• 1018 _ total dear diary: 39 (Boston)
• 0918 _ total dear diary: 42
• 0904 _ #44
• 0904 _ total dear diary: 44
• 0815 _ total dear diary: 47 (and I still miss you) »
• 0801 _ What to do When You Enter
• 0731 _ total dear diary: 58-49
• 0711 _ total dear diary: 73-64
• 0701 _ The Lesser of Two Evils
• 0416 _ Across the Street
• 0312 _ The Arm in the Wall
• 0220 _ Paul Ford: Sunshine Guy
• 0219 _ How To Take Over A City
• 0217 _ The most fun I ever had at a party
• 0211 _ Light from far away
• 0204 _ 5 poems about ghosts
• 0129 _ For if you had lived
• 0115 _ The Mirrors in the Lake

2001 (34)

• 1228 _ Little Angry Mysteries
• 1211 _ Scene from A Punk Rock Christmas
• 1205 _ Busy Christmas Signal
• 1128 _ Secretagentgirl: Jungle Mission
• 1112 _ Morgan’s Diary
• 1105 _ Hidden where you belong
• 1101 _ The Office Supplies
• 0928 _ The Party After the Funeral
• 0831 _ Everything is Broken
• 0802 _ The Rugged Individualism of Experience
• 0731 _ Person is Enough
• 0729 _ David, Missing
• 0710 _ The Rain Untangles the Clouds
• 0702 _ Lost In Indiana and Santa Barbara »
• 0516 _ I am better than all of you
• 0510 _ Sex in the library, Empty mall
• 0503 _ Dear Shannon Hummel
• 0425 _ Nine lives
• 0421 _ I could not hear everything he said
• 0418 _ It is snowing outside and in the office
• 0412 _ Being the Only Parent
• 0411 _ Chocolate in her hair
• 0409 _ lost, the trees
• 0326 _ 2 Letters Today
• 0325 _ Let’s Go added 6
• 0323 _ We can talk about anger
• 0322 _ the rain, and singapore
• 0316 _ What it would be like
• 0312 _ and in the morning we
• 0308 _ The Funny Haiku
• 0301 _ Live a balanced life
• 0226 _ My Walk to Work
• 0220 _ Mountain/Lake/Cemetery
• 0209 _ The Buspunks

2000 (9)

• 1229 _ The List of Missing Things
• 1219 _ The Movie Story
• 1208 _ Secret Antiques
• 1206 _ Later I will
• 1117 _ Flowers for X
• 1114 _ Many Girls Laughing
• 1109 _ Drowning, for Rosemary
• 1102 _ hollow wind following
• 1030 _ How I Write